Welcome to my portfolio website—basically my digital brag book. Here you'll find my work, skills, and attempts to impress you enough to land a job (or at least a compliment). We respect your privacy—because we don’t have the time or interest to misuse it.
Yes, we use cookies. No, not chocolate chip. Just boring digital ones that help your experience here suck less:
We collect as little data as humanly possible. Basically, if we don't absolutely need it, we don't want it. Theme choices? Sure. Analytics? Maybe. Shoe size? Nope.
You can access, modify, or delete your data anytime—assuming we have any. Just ask. No forms, no interrogation, no judgment.
This privacy policy may get a glow-up from time to time—new rules, better jokes, more transparency. Check back occasionally if you care (we know you probably won’t).